Here at Ohnut, we fully endorse getting a little silly. If that silliness involves the power of song and friendship—even better.
[Verse 1]
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
And an Ohnut under the tree
[Verse 2]
On the second day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me
Two dick donuts
And an Ohnut under the tree
[Verse 3]
On the third day of Christmas, my gyno gave to me
Three penis hugs
Two dick donuts
And an Ohnut under the tree
[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of Christmas, my Bubbie gave to me
Four cervix savers
Three penis hugs
Two dick donuts
And an Ohnut under the tree
[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me
Sex that makes me feel good about myself
Four cervix savers
Three penis hugs
Two dick donuts
And an Ohnut under the tree
[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of Christmas, my best friend gave to me
Six springie ringies
Sex that makes me feel good about myself
Four cervix savers
Three penis hugs
Two dick donuts
And an Ohnut under the tree
[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of Christmas, my grandma gave to me
Seven squishy pushies
Six springie ringies
Sex that makes me feel good about myself
Four cervix savers
Three penis hugs
Two dick donuts
And an Ohnut under the tree
[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of Christmas, Debbie gave to me
Eight humper bumpers
Seven squishy pushies
Six springie ringies
Sex that makes me feel good about myself
Four cervix savers
Three penis hugs
Two dick donuts
And an Ohnut under the tree
[Verse 9]
On the ninth day of Christmas, my therapist gave to me
Nine thruster adjusters
Eight humper bumpers
Seven squishy pushies
Six springie ringies
Sex that makes me feel good about myself
Four cervix savers
Three penis hugs
Two dick donuts
And an Ohnut under the tree
[Verse 10]
On the tenth day of Christmas, my cool aunt gave to me
Ten eggplant coozies
Nine thruster adjusters
Eight humper bumpers
Seven squishy pushies
Six springie ringies
Sex that makes me feel good about myself
Four cervix savers
Three penis hugs
Two dick donuts
And an Ohnut under the tree
[Verse 11]
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Oprah gave to me
Eleven boning buffers
Ten eggplant coozies
Nine thruster adjusters
Eight humper bumpers
Seven squishy pushies
Six springie ringies
Sex that makes me feel good about myself
Four cervix savers
Three penis hugs
Two dick donuts
And an Ohnut under the tree
[Verse 12]
On the twelfth day of Christmas, I gave to myself
Twelve cushions for the pushin'
Eleven boning buffers
Ten eggplant coozies
Nine thruster adjusters
Eight humper bumpers
Seven squishy pushies
Six springie ringies
Sex that makes me feel good about myself
Four cervix savers
Three penis hugs
Two dick donuts
And an Ohnut under the tree
Want to know where it all started? Check out stories of holidays past below!
12 Names of Ohnut, Part I
12 Names of Ohnut Part II
"There's no better way to spread Christmas cheer than singing loud for all to hear."
-Buddy, Elf
