On the first day of Ohnut my true love gave to me...
1. Penis bumper
Like bumper cars. But sexier. And less violent.
2. Penis donut
There’s nothing quite like the bond between a man and his donut.
3. Thruster adjuster
Thruster adjusters on full capacity, captain!
4. Humper bumper
No relation to Humpty Dumpty.
5. Penis ring
If you like it, then you should put three rings on it.
Supports heart health in a different kind of way.
7. Penis limiter
Drive safe! Always follow the penis limit.
8. Truster thruster
The trusty sidekick.
9. Cushion for the pushin’
Cush it— cush it real good.
10. Bedroom Buoy
It’s a lifesaver.
11. Boning buffer
Best worn in the buff.
12. Dick donut
The name’s Donut… Dick Donut.
Adjust the thrust, cushion the pushin’. When sex is deeply painful or uncomfortable, Ohnut can be the friendly little conversation starter and helpful sidekick for you and your partner to feel closer and connect deeper (but not too deep!).
Funny business and strange aliases aside, painful sex is a very real thing. ¾ of people with vulvas will have painful sex in their lifetime (that’s most of us!). From pelvic floor physical therapy, to vaginal dilation, to CBD lube, there are several helpful options for treating and managing unwanted pain during sex. Ohnut is the new wearable in town that’s easy for couples to try.
So come up with your own nickname for Ohnut and let us know in the comments below! ’Tis the season to get a little playful.
Now let’s get it (this Ohnut) on.
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