The 12 Names of Ohnut Pt. II
by Allison Danish, MPH
Back by popular demand! The remix.
On the first day of Ohnut, my true love gave to me...
1. Penis Ring
2. Springie Ringies
The spring to your pogo stick ;)
3. Humper Bumper
4. Thruster Adjuster
6. Cushion for the Pushin'
7. Cervix Saver
8. Penis Donut
9. Sex Lego
10. G-Spot Positioning System (GPS)
11. Penis Hug
12. Connection Coozie
For those who don't like Christmas tunes (but do like show tunes):
Donuts on penises and cushioned connection,
Thruster adjusters and feel-good affection,
G-Spot Positioning System of Rings!
These are a few of my favorite things.
-My Favorite Things, The Sound of Ohnut
Painful sex can be a real... well, pain! But at Ohnut, sometimes we have to take a break from the serious side, the research side, the tough stories... and lean into the silly. Happy holidays :)