The 12 Names of Ohnut Pt. II
by Allison Danish, MPH
Back by popular demand! The remix.
On the first day of Ohnut, my true love gave to me...
1. Penis Ring
Is it me you're looking for?
2. Springie Ringies
The spring to your pogo stick ;)
3. Humper Bumper
Enjoy the game! Bumpers for all!
4. Thruster Adjuster
Adjust that thrust! (Get it, Jamie Lee!!)
Oh, oh, oh—it’s magic!
6. Cushion for the Pushin'
It makes for the perfect mana-team.
7. Cervix Saver
It's either hit or miss. Up to you!
8. Penis Donut
Us too, Mindy.
9. Sex Lego
Stack em up, stack em down. Build the Millennium Falcon! The world is your oyster.
10. G-Spot Positioning System (GPS)
Enter Travel Destination: G-spot.
11. Penis Hug
Who doesn’t love a warm hug?
12. Connection Coozie
Keeps drinks cold* and bedrooms toasty
*Not a recommended use for Ohnut
For those who don't like Christmas tunes (but do like show tunes):
Donuts on penises and cushioned connection,
Thruster adjusters and feel-good affection,
G-Spot Positioning System of Rings!
These are a few of my favorite things.
-My Favorite Things, The Sound of Ohnut
Painful sex can be a real... well, pain! But at Ohnut, sometimes we have to take a break from the serious side, the research side, the tough stories... and lean into the silly. Happy holidays :)